Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Feast your eyes on this. Just to preface, my auntie recommended this book to me a couple years ago and it is fantastic. I read it twice. The fact that they cast Robert 'Edward' Pattinson in the role is a pure koinkidink. But greatly appreciated.
It's called 'Water for Elephants' by Sara Gruen. Read. It.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
and then some spiked Eggnog entered our lives,
and then we thought it would be a good idea to pass around the Eggnog,
and then instead of getting up to go get cups for the Eggnog, we thought it would be better to take a swig from the bottle and pass it around,
and then we continued having the time of our lives,
and then we recovered on Sunday from the 'Time of Our Life Ugly Christmas Sweater Party',
and then on Monday morning half the party woke up with chills, aches, and vomiting...
Ah, the gift that keeps on giving..
Thursday, December 9, 2010
6 Cups of Corn Chex
2 Cups of Pretzels
Friday, December 3, 2010
Ladies and Gents,
As of today, I am the proud owner of one ugly Christmas sweater. (Thanks Ebay!) I was actually nervous as I was counting down the last two minutes of the auction. Then I shouted, "I WON!" even though it shouldn't really be called winning something, if you have to pay up at the end...
Here are some things to ponder.
Why did I purchase this ugly Christmas sweater? For the 'Ugly Christmas Sweater Party' I'm attending of course.
A few more, and you are on your own on these.
Why does Rudolph only have one hoof?
Why does Rudolph have so much 'junk in the trunk'?
What's with the flag? Are they one a golf course?
Is that tree smiling at me?
So many questions from such a simple little sweater.
Also, I can't guarantee I won't wear this sweater more than once, like on actual Christmas Day.