Thursday, April 22, 2010

Crack of Dawn

Dear Man in front of me in yoga this morning,

Maybe you can do me a solid the next time you plan to come to class, and check your spandex to make sure there is not a GIANT hole in your crotch area.

Staring at your crack all morning is anything but Zen. It makes it super hard to be 'present' when all I can do is sing 'Moon River' in my head and think about how when I got to yoga at the crack of dawn, your crack was not what I had in mind.


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