Nevermind.

The next time you see a picture like this, of your sweet little angel of a niece,

and you feel your heart strings tug because that time of your life is coming when you want one of your own...

Just call your Mom, who is babysitting and hang up the phone 10 seconds later because you can't hear her with the blood curdling screams in the background.

That's enough birth control for the day. Thanks.