Just So We're Clear

Do not talk to me about how cold it is where you are

unless

It's normal to consider 35 degrees warm

(Serious, people were in t-shirts today.)

or

You consider the temperature going up a whole whopping 5 degrees, a

I can't even say it

a 'heat wave'.

Truly, those words came out of someone's mouth today.

As in, it's going to be 40 this weekend, it's like a heat wave! (Insert excitement here)

Ladies and Gents

want to know the scariest thing?

I too, thought it was warm out today and rolled my window down in my car at lunch.


This southern girl's blood must be thickening.